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£155.00 PP

3 night stay in central apartment accommodation

Clean, comfortable and centrally located accommodation is key to the success of all Tenerife stag weekends. We've hand-picked a selection of self-catering apartments close to the best beaches, bars, clubs and attractions of Playa de las Americas.

Each apartment features bedrooms, at least one bathroom, a fitted kitchen and living space.
Dinner and stripper

Get the lads together for a slap-up meal in the private room of a quality restaurant. Feast on everything from steak and chips to fresh seafood and enjoy the look on the groom's face when the after-dinner entertainment sashays into the room!


  • 3-course meal
  • 2 beers or half a bottle of wine
  • Private strip show

Bar crawl

Hit the best bars in Playa de las Americas in one night. A bar crawl with a savvy local guide will steer you away from the tourist traps and towards the gems.


  • English-speaking guide
  • FREE drinks

VIP club entry

Make sure everyone gets in and the group stays intact with VIP club entry to Tenerife's finest! We'll get you on the guest list, which means no queuing or pairing up to get beyond that red velvet rope.

Return airport transfers

Split the cost of a private car or minibus and avoid messing about with buses, trains and pricey taxis.

A driver holding a placard with the group leader's name will be waiting for your group in the Arrivals lounge of Reina Sofia Airport He'll put bags in the boot and drop you off at the door of your apartment. Simples.

On the last day, you'll be picked up from your accommodation in plenty of time for the flight home. Job's a good ‘un!

'I am lost' cards

Yes, we know you wouldn't dream of asking for directions under normal circumstances! However, after one too many Sangrias, finding your way around Tenerife can be a tricky business. Take a card featuring your name, a contact number and hotel or accommodation details and if you do end up in a sorry state, whoever helps will know what to do.

24-hour assistance

If things go wrong, who you gonna call? Our 24/7 local Tenerife contact for starters! We'll give you a number that can be called in case any niggles, issues or problems arise during your stag do.
Easy online payment system

Our online payment system allows everyone in your stag party to log into a secure site and pay their share in one go or in instalments. The best man doesn't have to run around collecting cash and won't end up out of pocket.

Prices From £ 155.00 PP

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